The Horrible Truth concerning Hydro-Glucose and the End Times...

I have important information for those who want to survive the March 20 2014 Apocalypse. The march 20  2014 apocalypse? The world won't be the same past march 20. A chain events involving the Planets Nibari (Called Uranus by humans), Rabbits, and Hydro-Glucose, has unfolded. In 2012 Nibari's orbit was perturbed by the 10'th planet, a Planet named Grakk, a massive gas giant 41 times as massive as Nibari. Nibari's orbit is now coming dangerously close to Earth. It won't enter the inner solar system, but due to chemical reactions between it's surface gas and the Solar wind intensity beyond the asteroid belt, a massive plume of methanol will escape the orbit of Nibari and hit earth on march 20, 2014.

The methanol cloud has small percentages of argon gas mixed in. The mixture messes up the Chemistry of all Living things.  This plume is estimated by me and my colleagues as 4 times the earth's mass. When it hits earth horrible things will happen.  First of all the chemical balance of all known mammals will be effected. Especially Jackrabbits. Their Glucose structure is much weaker to change than any other mammal.  The argon and Methanol will combine with their weaker glucose structure and form massive tissues of fat, called Hydro-Glucose. This will make them grow out of control till they are 1000's of feet tall.  The Hydro-Glucose will then emit crystalline materials which will help to replace their tiny bones. But even worse, their teeth will be elongated and serrated due to the argon that coats their teeth, making them huge 20 foot tall spikes.  But worst of all, the biggest effect will be on their brains.

A normal docile jackrabbit may seem cute and cuddly. But they carry a leftover gene that is dormant from their hideous giant predatorial ancestor, the Leaping Meadow Rabbit, a huge 15 foot tall super rabbit that ate dogs and became extinct 1 million years ago. The gene is dormant but argon is theorized to combine with the genes in such a way to allow that gene to become active again making the cute cuddly Rabbits, 1000 foot tall giant carnivorous human devouring Rabbits of our doom! Throughout the streets will be fleeing cilvilians trying to escape the end times only to be ate up by the giant mutant jackrabbits!

It's critical that we prepare to have any hope of surviving this month. We need to stock up on food, unplug our internet connections, kill our pets, feed our toddlers to our pets beforehand (because we cannot possibly take care of toddlers in the state we will be in), destroy our houses, and blow up our computers!  We need to leave our former lives behind and move into mobile homes, to survive the end times!

Already I have detected the cloud's effects on us. Here are pictures of jackrabbits becoming elongated. The end is not far.....