Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Parents who let their toddlers trickertreat suck at parenting!

I am about to write a very long, and controversial Blogpost. It's an anti-Halloween blogpost... Why an anti-halloween blogpost?

Well to start things off, I want to say I fucking hate Halloween. It's the worst "Holiday" of the year. It used to be cool back in the day, but now you know what it's turned into? A-Show-off-you're-annoying-2-year-old-to-everyone-without-trying-to-parent-the-damn-kid-BS Holiday. We went through another Halloween this year, and it seems like 90% of the 50-60 trickertreeters we got were toddlers trickertreating with their crappy excuses for parents. Why am I calling these parents crappy?

Well you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that young kids should not be out tricker-treating. 2 year olds? 3 year olds? TOO FUCKING YOUNG! The first kid I handed out candy to ran right into our hallway and didn't have the courtesy to stay on the porch, you know why? His damn parent didn't give a crap that he did that because she was ignoring him like crazy... Ignoring the fact that he could simply run into the house and wreck our electronics.... No fucking manners.

Bad parenting surrounds crappy trickertreating familes like crazy... To understand this you have to understand that our house has two staircases leading up to the front porch, one made out of stone and one made out of wood. Every damn parent who lets their kids tricker-treat, always stays down BELOW the first staircase, the lower one, and lets the damn 3 year olds run up without supervision.  A few didn't do this but a lot did. The damn toddlers I dealt with, weren't even being WATCHED by their parents.  If  they ran in (and there was NOTHING to stop them from doing so), the parents would not be able to run into the house fast enough...

I have tons of electronics in the house that cannot be touched by a 3 year old. A very expensive Camera, a very important computer, and a very important set of backups. We got LUCKY tonight, no kids ran into the house, but a few years ago that wasn't the case. Some damn kid walked up the stairs without supervision and ran right in because the parent was stupid enough to not walk with them!

Number 1: No toddlers should be trickertreating. I don't give a shit how "CUTE" they are. They wreck crap, bite people sometimes, and throw fits. They cannot behave like adults, parents should know this and refuse to take them out till they become age 7 at least. My friends kid kept on throwing crap everywhere till he was age 6 and he didn't do much about it. What's up with lazy parenting and destructive Toddlers these days?

Number 2 : Toddlers are not "Cute" or "Innocent". They are "Destructive" and "annoying"! One thrown pillow would have wrecked my PC. Hell at age 2, my friends kid almost sent us to the hospital on christmas  eve when he kept crawling UNDER the glass table in our living room and kicked the glass surface over and over again. Know what his parents did? Nothing. After 2 minutes of this my friend agreed but refused to pull the kid out before we got sent to the hospital. Kids break crap and if you are going to send them trick-er-treating, at least FUCKING SUPERVISE them!

I am not saying where we live, but I know very well, that the familes here are idiots. Parenting comes first, not your god damn cute kids costume, not his candy, not this crap. Do your fucking jobs on halloween parents, before there is a lawsuit!


 

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Everyone who is trashing the new Wintersun Cd "The Forest Seasons" has their head up their ass!


A) Stupid sites bashing Wintersun : angrymetalguy.com, metalinjection.com, metal-archives.com,
heavyblogisheavy.com,sputnikmusic.com,

There are apparently tons of stupid idiot fake bullshit spewing critics trashing the new Wintersun album on any and every "review" "platform" out there... All of them complete losers and assholes. While this has always been a problem with the "metal community" turds,  it has spiraled out of control with the forest seasons, to the point that this brilliant Black Metal album is being trashed, just like Windir's brilliant stuff....

The album is maybe the best black metal album recorded since Windirs Arntor, and everyone is calling it complete crap, especially on sites like Metal-archives, sputnickmusic, rateyourmusic.com, and many supposed "metal" blogs that really aren't that but a bunch of production nazi fucktardery websites.... Sites such as angrymetalguy.com, metalinjection.net, heavyblogisheavy.com and others are all spewing out shit reviews of this brilliant cd and it pisses me the fuck off... It's a masterpeice of awesomeness and it needs to be deserved as that!

The sites in question do the following:

B) They all whine about the drum sound
For fucks sake the drum sound isn't THAT bad...I've heard worse.... They certainly don't sound "plasticy" to me!
C) They all whine about how it is badly composed
Bullshit... I don't know where they are pulling this out of their ass from, it's composed fine...
Hell it has elements of Windir in it for god's sake, listen to track 1 an 3 and you will hear them! It's the first album to capture the Windir sound since Windir broke up and they are all calling this crap? Fuck them!
D) They all whine that the album has no good points at all (A LIE)
See above. Amazing melodies, technical drumming, time changes, emotion thrown in, epic keyboards and every song sounds different, black metal riffs being used by Wintersun, atmospheric production, modern metal riffs being used, etc...
E) They all whine about how BADLY it is mixed when it isn't mixed bad at all...
It's not badly mixed for black metal. Listen to arntor. That makes this sound good. This is actually quite tolerable for a black metal cd and I am no production Nazi, I listen to black metal all the fucking time...  When production Nazi's start bashing an album because it is "WAAAAAA Mixed bad!" than you know they are a bunch of fucking idiots... It's mixed like an atmospheric black metal cd where guitars are pushed back in the mix and keyboards are emphasized, just like summoning, Caladan brood, etc... That's not shitty production, that's Brilliant production.. That makes wintersun Better, not worse!
F) They all whine about how it isn't "Complex at all, filled with crazy  guitar work, etc"
Well it isn't but fuck them, it doesn't need complex guitar work to be good! Is all good music super complex? Hell no. In fact some of the worst metal bands out there overuse the complexity thing for the sake of it and aren't that good. The people who whine about this shit are braindead fucks who value heaviness and complexity over everything else that actually matters FAR more like atmosphere, which the cd EXCELS at!!
G) And they all whine about long song lengths when that is a good thing!
Wintersun is trying to mix in Atmospheric black metal into their sound. Long song lengths and repetitive structures are part of atmospheric black metal.... That's not a bad thing, that's a good thing. To sound like atmospheric black metal you have to be long, song length wise, it's part of the sound summoning created... To whine about this is fucking stupid...

One stupid idiot posting on one of these sites even said something along the lines of:
"I can't believe how Jari keeps on releasing this trash, and I can't beleive that people defend him because they're fucking fanboys!" How many idiots are like this on the internet but there are tons of Wintersun haters all over sites like metalsucks and shit like that. And they all piss me off. This pssies me off more. The forest seasons to me is the album of the year, it doesn't need these shitty reviews by stupid idiots who are too blind to see the brilliance of it....

I have listened to it at least 5 times now in 2 days. I can't get enough of it... I was not expecting it to be bad when I saw the forest package documentary on WintersunJari's channel but the sheer amazingness of the the atmobm elements and sognametal styled elements seen in tracks 1 an 3 were a complete surprise to me. I didn't expect anyone to add elements of this kind of music into folk metal again, I thought it died with Windir.... I guess It didn't... I certainly didn't expect The forest seasons to incorporate Windir-esque melodies and keyboards..... But that's why I love this cd even more than I thought I would... But the idiots all disagree because they are just that, idiots...


Friday, April 21, 2017

Fuck Social Security and Registry of Motor Vehicles! FUCK YOU!

Late last month something stupid happened. Incredibly Stupid. Some stupid lawyer forced my parents to do some kind of Bank Transaction, where they could assign us (me and my siblings) as beneficiaries in case something happened to them. While I see nothing wrong with that, what I do see wrong, is forcing ME to go through stupid crap with  the Social Security system.

See the lawyer basically told them they need all of our social security numbers and had to have me signed online with social security. Well that was inconvenient as hell then because I was doing work on a fucking documentary for my bands (which takes days of work) and having me to do this is just wrong. But I put up with it...

Till the Social Security site kept on telling me "we cannot make an account for that social security number" and FAILED to tell me EXACTLY HOW to enter the number in the site in the first place. Soon I was Locked out of social security's website. We tried to call them but they put us on a 45 minute wait.... So we decided to go to their nearest branch office to talk to them. Which was a nightmare..

Number 1, we had to do it EARLY in the morning (I had to get up at 8:30 Am - way to early for me I am used to getting up at 1 PM, trying to get up that early makes me LOSE an ENTIRE NIGHT OF SLEEP 90% of the time.

Number 2,  the clerk tried to sign me up with social security but whined about how my ID was expired. By the time we tried to get it redone it was too late, the group doing it said that we would not be able to fix it if it was expired by more than 1 year.  Which lead us to going to the registry.

So I now had to do the 8:30 BS AGAIN!

But even worse we had to deal with conplete BS the registry kept throwing at us... Our registry is the crappiest excuse for a Business ever. First of all, they make you wait 1 1/2 hours just to get a chance to talk to someone, and they make you wait on the FUCKING MOST UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS EVER! These are wooden benches and they practically ruin your back. NO padding, nothing!

But while I was there I had to deal with two fucking bullshit issues...

Number 1, I started to develop a Bowel Problem while there, where I kept on getting the feeling I had to take a crap, but when I tried to crap, all I got was gas. And this kept on happening every minute, and I also got a problem where I had to hold in piss as well because I had to go. Add to that the following Bullshit problems and you see why I HATE the registry where I live.

The place was FILLED with TONS of people and always is. And no one respected the fact I needed space because I am claustrophobic and kept on pushing me into a corner. I need the space you fucking turds. One person tried to ask me a question which I was not familiar with and expected me to hear it even though THEY WERE FUCKING WHISPERING. Another fucking idiot (C)RapTard/Black Couple tried to push me into a tiny space not respecting my claustrophobia problem. The place sucked. And when I finally got a bathroom to use, some bitch whined about me being ABLE TO USE ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. FUCK OFF BITCH!

My rage about this incident is not helped by the fact that I had to go BACK to Social security (AGAIN at 8:30 AM) and at least this time it was easy to deal with, but... FUCK THEM AND THE REGISTRY!